You may have a problem if......

When telling your two year old his toy is upside down he replies "Upside down? Upside down Macchiato?"

When playing outside with the neighbors, he walks up to a play window and orders a grande hot chocolate.

On the way to Starbucks, the two year old says "You need coffee mommy? Are you sick for it? Are you sick for your coffee?"

Also, if the treat receipts in your purse can be organized in consecutive order.

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