I have a friend who does a weekly post of the crazy things her kids say. While I am not committing to do this on a regular basis, my little's have had quite a few good ones lately. Maybe this will add a little sunshine to a rainy day.
Me: Are you excited to go to the beach next week?
Me: Why not?
Brooklyn: The crabs.
(Leaving the park in a rush after it started raining)
Paige: Mom, is it hard to take care of three kids?
Me: Why? Does it look hard?
Emerson: Me a boy.
Me: What is mommy?
Emerson: Mommy a girl.
Me: What is Daddy?
Emerson: Daddy a monkey!
(Brooklyn was watching me clean out the seeds of a cantaloupe)
Brooklyn: Ew! That is a gross job! Will I have to do that when I'm a mom?
If she only knew the grossness that lay ahead!