You may have a problem if......

When telling your two year old his toy is upside down he replies "Upside down? Upside down Macchiato?"

When playing outside with the neighbors, he walks up to a play window and orders a grande hot chocolate.

On the way to Starbucks, the two year old says "You need coffee mommy? Are you sick for it? Are you sick for your coffee?"

Also, if the treat receipts in your purse can be organized in consecutive order.

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That's right, you heard it here first. This mama's SICK! I have fought off the runny nose-sore throat-head in a vice germs for months on end, but at last I have succumb. Of course this misfortune must come on the same day as Ohio State's Bowl Game. Try as he might, my dear husband has zero ability to hear ANYTHING that is happening when a football game is on. Trust me. I banged quite a few dishes around in the kitchen. I even sighed loudly as I carried laundry in to fold. Still...nothing. He really does mean well. He attempted to help with bedtime, but all three of those ankle bitters insisted on "mommy" putting them to bed. He told me to go to bed as soon as he got home, but really ? Can you imagine what the house would look like by morning??? I could have asked for help. I should have asked. Isn't that what my mother has been hammering into my head for the past 9 years? "He doesn't see...

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